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clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

(via escape-and-dream)

3 hours ago with 101,708 notes

patrocluschironides:

i just wanted to watch a fun superhero movie

i did not sign up for falling head over heels in love with some romanian asshole in a face mask this is not what i wanted out of life

(via deandrunkchester)

3 hours ago with 1,105 notes

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via idcperfect)

3 hours ago with 228,409 notes

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

(via wangmuffin)

3 hours ago with 89,255 notes

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

(via loonygoon)

3 hours ago with 85,828 notes